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Nitro 99/1/2023 ![]() The Canadians got annoying quickly and would soon get Colonel Parker as their manager to further their levels of annoying. Not bad here and they beat each other up pretty well although I’d prefer it being with more than flags. Things break down (imagine that in a Nasty Boys match) and Knobbs clocks Oullette in the head with a flag for the pin. This one hits as well but Knobbs makes the save. Jacques slams Sags and they try the Cannonball which connects for no cover because they need to try it again. ![]() Now back to our bad match with old guys in progress. The thing says “you haven’t see bad but it’s coming.” Preach it brothers. Larry goes to get the leaflets and throws down the pile of it. In the brawl that starts the match, Jacques hits Sags with a Canadian flag to give the French dudes the advantage. We cut to the crowd with the kids from earlier passing out NWO leaflets and papers. Jacques says he’s going to sing and the Nasties jump them. Anyway, this was nothing of note and Calo was forgettable at best. ![]() You would have to be an idiot to think that would be a good idea. I mean dude, Pat Tanaka? That would be like bringing in Kid Kash today. If the idea here was to make us think that Calo was a threat to Rey, they didn’t do a very good job. That was either a botch or really stupid. Tanaka takes Calo down with a powerbomb and in a really weird ending, he puts Calo on the top and tries what looks like a gutwrench superplex but falls backwards so Calo can fall on him and pin him. We cut to the back (that’s becoming really annoying) to see kids in NWO shirts bringing in a bunch of papers that look like newspapers. There’s a big dive to the floor to take Tanaka down. ![]() Calo speeds things up to start as we need to give him a reason to be #1 contender to Rey I guess. I didn’t hear a bell but I guess that’s implied. Tanaka is in stereotypical martial arts attire and fires off kicks because he’s Asian and every Asian wrestler has to kick a lot. ![]() Tanaka, of Hulk Hogan’s Micro Championship Wrestling fame, comes out to what would become Goldberg’s music. ![]()
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